A Monkey Cleans Up Shit

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Sandayu looked with an agape mouth in horror as he surveilled the house. It wasn't a big house. It wasn't a clean house either. Portions of the wall were ripped off. The furniture looked as if a dog bite it. The kitchen had coffee stains. The floor had messes of paper, food, and garbage on it. Sandayu went upstairs. There was dog shit on the bed. The toilets looked clean enough.

Sandayu started with the living room. He picked up all of the trash. The trash included bananna peels, pencils, sunflower seeds, and balls of newspaper. It was all littered all over the floor. None of them stuck to anything so it was relatively easy for Sandayu to dispose of them. He cleaned the flooring using a wet towel. He would collect all of the sewage and wash it out in the sink. He would then begin anew. Lastly he vacuumed the floor. Ninja technology is awfully progressive these days.

Sandayu went next to the kitchen. He used the mop with soap water to wash away the stains. Sandayu had to apply a more vigorous approach because they did not come off too well. The experience reminded him of his hospital dilemma. Sandayu saw that a lot of the dishes, plates, and cans in the cabinets and drawers were awfully disorganized. He took it out of his time to arrange them neatly. Sandayu of course slipped in a little mischeviousness by rearranging some of the things in the wrong places. A Monkey Kid has got to have fun.

He lifted pieces of plaster back into the wall and washed them. It surprised him that the walls actually looked like they were shining like a glittering mirror. There was still a noticable crack in it. The flooring and walls were good. The hard part was the shit.

Sandayu sneaked to the bathroom carefully. He looked very cautious of something. He peeked into the room to see poop clearly exposed on top of the bed. Sandayu shook his head. He might have to use a jutsu to dispose of it without actually being within one meter of it. He thought of using a Katon to burn it down. But that would incinerate the bed. Sandayu took off the mattress and shoved it into the shower. He used the shower-head to spray away the shit into liquid form. The shit flowed down the drain. There was a brown spot on the bed now. Sandayu chuckled at the idea that his employer and his lady friend are going to fuck each other right on top of it.

Sandayu placed the mattress back on there and sat down on the beaten couch. He noticed that there were a few erotic magazines under the coach. Sandayu opened them to see heavenly imagery of pure, ecstatic humps and flucks. The boner that came out was well deserved. A hour later the old man came back with a fat chick. "Nat bad. Now git outta here! Come on babe the bed is upstairs...."