Cleaning Up The Hospital [Mission]

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Ryuho swept away the building floor of Konohagakure's Hospital with a thick, brown broom. The Hokage decided to take this time to do a charitable act - although he'll receive money for his generous deed, by helping with the ever-dirty sanitary conditions of one of Konoha's poorest hospitals. It made him look good, or if not good, better, and also gave him time away from doing paperwork. Furthermore, he did not have the need to submit a mission report, for that would be absolutely senile and asinine. Ryuho, an accomplished master of the "thrust" and "stroke", used a soapy mop to cleanse away the blood stains that were in one surgery room. Quite honestly the doctors made a mess of the operation, and it was said that the patient had barely recovered. There were five big spots, and it took him at least 14 seconds each for him to actually clean them away. By the time Ryuho was done, the hospital room looked relatively clean - although that is not saying much.

The Hokage went out the back to the hospital's deck and saw that they were some moss growing. His job now was to get rid of the growing moss that plagued the wooden dock. He was given a high-powered, connected to a water supply, and through the use of technology, can sprinkle thin jets of high-velocity hydrogen dioxide, which will essentially "cut" the moss away. Putting the hose just a feet above the deck, he turned on the thing and jets of water exploded from the hose, splashing all over on the deck. Ryuho inched the hose closer towards the deck's surface, until it was just 2 inches above it. When he turned it off, he could see that the brownish, moldy texture that colored that part of the deck was eradicated into a bright, maroon color, which was none other than the original color of the deck. How curious! Like a gentle farmer taking care of his plants, Ryuho warmingly shot the hose towards the rest of the deck, humming a traditional Konohagakure folk song while doing so. He sprayed and moved about, although sometimes the mold was too strong, and he had to literally put the hose right on the deck to blast away the moss. The deck had dimensions of 5 meters by 10 meters; so 50 m^2 in square meters in total. It took Ryuho almost 30 minutes moving about to turn the once-moss dirty deck into its original, shining color. Ryuho smiled to himself, glad that success like this showed itself so clearly to him. But his next job would not be so pleasant......

Shit Ryuho thought. He looked down at the mucky toilet, and then looked away. With the detergent in one hand, Ryuho dripped the cleansing liquid around the inner bowl of the toilet, and semi-watched as it seaped down into the toilet water, mixing with its fecal contents. Ryuho took a brush and began to clean the inner bowl. As he did so, he looked to the side of the wall and noticed a signature on it.
~ Marked by Sandayu Sarutobi - Number One Caretaker of this Hospital, Retired from active duty upon advancing to Jounin.... good luck to all suckers who have to clean the shit on this dump!

Lucky brat.... Ryuho countered, feeling both pity for Sandayu who had to clean up so much dog shit around Konoha's hospitals that it still looked shitty today, and jealousy that after a grand experience, had relieved himself from this mission. When he was done, Ryuho flushed the toilet and watched as the brownish water was replaced by clear water upon a cleansed bowl. Yay.... now people can take their dump again.... Ryuho left the room immediately, but before he could take his work clothes off, a very attractive nurse approached him and begged him to take care of the situation on one of the patient's beds. Ryuho, always generous and incapable of refusing such an innocent offer from such a poor, beautiful saint, agreed.

Oh.... NOOO..... Ryuho thought, as he semi-stared at the poop that lied on the patient's bed. No..... why.....no..... Ryuho thought to himself. While he was seriously pondering about using his Hokage powers to shut down this shitty hospital, he took the bed sheets and lifted the four corners in his two hands, carrying the sheets like a massive bag. With the poop at the bottom, Ryuho plunged it down to the nearest trash disposal, which wasn't so nearby.
Ryuho left the Hospital.