[Continung off of the Soul is Calling thread] Dordonii stopped walking, and glanced at Sato with a look. It was not a look of shock, but rather a look of reproach. It was sullen, and gave away Dordonii's emotional disappointment. The stab wounds all over the corpses were fatal, nothing he could do since they were already dead. He looked to see the crimson red blood spilling out from their guts, which quickly turned into a dark red color. Dordonii could feel the cold envelopping them as their sinful spirits left their body and flew to the Other World, to await judgement in the cycle. He recalled his tutelage back in the Temple, regarding the aspects of reincarnation. Some criminals reborn as animals. Some simply into a lower social caste. He fondly remembered one kid who raised his hand and brilliantly said, "Or maybe a potato!" The class laughed hard. He liked those days. The days when he was naive. Dordonii put his hands together for three seconds, but said no words of enlightenment. He did not want to keep Moyasu waiting, and so continued to walk backwards following after Moyasu. "It's their scent. Yes! The scent of a women!" he exclaimed.
Two hours from arriving at the borders of the land, Dordonii addressed a previous question Moyasu asked. "Moyasu, you asked me to consider entering the ANBU. But ya know.... that's a shady life! Don't get me wrong, you guys are the best at what you do. But ANBU work is much too dirty for me. Remember, I am a holy man first and a ninja second. I work for God, not for the Raikage. This is just... where we depart" he said. He had thought long and hard about the proponents of Buddhism and where he stood in the Samsara cycle.
[Arriving at The Land of Sound]:
They were now in the Land of the Sound, just meters away from its border gates. It was a trifling journey. Some obstacles in the way, but Dordonii's stamina had fully recovered. He liked to walk, but sometimes he found an alternate means of transportation useful. He thought about gaining a summon, but pondered whether captivating and taming an animal familiar would be a moral thing according to his world of ethics. Dordonii did not know, and what he did not know, he did not bother with. Just as they were approaching, an alarming realization came to Dordonii's mind. "Mo...! Mo...! Moyasu! We are at a seveerreee disadvantage aren't we? We don't know what the culprits look like, nor do we know where they are, or what they can do," he complained, pulling tuffles of his hair. "It's not like they're going to be waiting for us right around here, or trying to make a getaway through these exact borders at the same exact time that we're trying to get in. No no, karma is too kind to us." He talked with the guards, trying to get them to let them in. They were a real hassle. The security in the Land of Sound has heightened over the last few decades, transforming from a lax mechanism into a rigid powerhouse founded on defensive principles that surpassed that of Amegakure. Of course, since laziness tended to get through to some people, the guards that he was facing were only slightly better than the ones in Konohagakure, but still Dordonii had trouble getting in. Dordonii forgot his passport, and he was reluctant to show the mission papers to a bunch of Chunin-level ninja. He did not want information to leak out to a foreign nation, and convinced the guards to give them some kind of leaniness, which infuriated the guards. Then, he started talking about women. He asked if the men liked to look at them, which the guards relucantly nodded, almost blushing. Now he had his rope over them. "Women. Their hair. Lustrous. Provoking, " he preached, emphasizing each single-word phrase as if they were important. "Lips. Red. Tasty. Kissable." Now the guards started to giggle like schoolchildren. They started to take a liking to him. "Boobs! Ah I'm not even gonna get into that one!" he laughed, accompanied by the chuckles of the men. "Legs. Big. Fat. Long. Short. Fine. Doesn't matter. So long as they have a... GREAT... ASS!" he roared. He sighed. "And the final destination" he muttered, now looking up to the sky, referring to what's between dem legs and dat ass. "Stairway to Heaven." And that one really knocked them out. Dordonii had successfully passed on his earthly knowledge onto a group of prospecting admirers. This was his sermon. And knowledge was power. He only showed the seal of approval from the Raikage and a signature from an official from their country, and after asserting his alpha male intimidating dominance on them, did they finally let him in. At last, their mission could begin now, but where to start? Who knew? "Let's si gooooo!!"
Two hours from arriving at the borders of the land, Dordonii addressed a previous question Moyasu asked. "Moyasu, you asked me to consider entering the ANBU. But ya know.... that's a shady life! Don't get me wrong, you guys are the best at what you do. But ANBU work is much too dirty for me. Remember, I am a holy man first and a ninja second. I work for God, not for the Raikage. This is just... where we depart" he said. He had thought long and hard about the proponents of Buddhism and where he stood in the Samsara cycle.
[Arriving at The Land of Sound]:
They were now in the Land of the Sound, just meters away from its border gates. It was a trifling journey. Some obstacles in the way, but Dordonii's stamina had fully recovered. He liked to walk, but sometimes he found an alternate means of transportation useful. He thought about gaining a summon, but pondered whether captivating and taming an animal familiar would be a moral thing according to his world of ethics. Dordonii did not know, and what he did not know, he did not bother with. Just as they were approaching, an alarming realization came to Dordonii's mind. "Mo...! Mo...! Moyasu! We are at a seveerreee disadvantage aren't we? We don't know what the culprits look like, nor do we know where they are, or what they can do," he complained, pulling tuffles of his hair. "It's not like they're going to be waiting for us right around here, or trying to make a getaway through these exact borders at the same exact time that we're trying to get in. No no, karma is too kind to us." He talked with the guards, trying to get them to let them in. They were a real hassle. The security in the Land of Sound has heightened over the last few decades, transforming from a lax mechanism into a rigid powerhouse founded on defensive principles that surpassed that of Amegakure. Of course, since laziness tended to get through to some people, the guards that he was facing were only slightly better than the ones in Konohagakure, but still Dordonii had trouble getting in. Dordonii forgot his passport, and he was reluctant to show the mission papers to a bunch of Chunin-level ninja. He did not want information to leak out to a foreign nation, and convinced the guards to give them some kind of leaniness, which infuriated the guards. Then, he started talking about women. He asked if the men liked to look at them, which the guards relucantly nodded, almost blushing. Now he had his rope over them. "Women. Their hair. Lustrous. Provoking, " he preached, emphasizing each single-word phrase as if they were important. "Lips. Red. Tasty. Kissable." Now the guards started to giggle like schoolchildren. They started to take a liking to him. "Boobs! Ah I'm not even gonna get into that one!" he laughed, accompanied by the chuckles of the men. "Legs. Big. Fat. Long. Short. Fine. Doesn't matter. So long as they have a... GREAT... ASS!" he roared. He sighed. "And the final destination" he muttered, now looking up to the sky, referring to what's between dem legs and dat ass. "Stairway to Heaven." And that one really knocked them out. Dordonii had successfully passed on his earthly knowledge onto a group of prospecting admirers. This was his sermon. And knowledge was power. He only showed the seal of approval from the Raikage and a signature from an official from their country, and after asserting his alpha male intimidating dominance on them, did they finally let him in. At last, their mission could begin now, but where to start? Who knew? "Let's si gooooo!!"
