An shop's sign in the form of a stick with white colored tea cup imprinted hung out into the streets,for many people to see. The Kanji for Tavern was painted in red. The inside of the shop had wooden tables, rectangular-shaped lights, and menus that hang all over the walls for customers to look at.

At was of these tables, Efv was seated. He had a cup of sake clinched into his right hand. In front of him was a large bottle of sake. He had been there for thirty minutes already and was already buzzing.

He stood up from his chair, then began to walk towards the rest room. On the way there he bumped into shoulders with a very large guy.

"Hey watch where your going dummy" the guy raged. Efv acting very impulsive swung a right hook,landing his fist on the guys right cheek. The man stubble into the wall be hide him.

The guy pulled a pocket knife from his pants and charged at Efv. He swung the knife wildy at Efv's face. Efv dunked dodging the knife. He moved quickly as he grabbed the guys arm,fallowing up by kneeing him into the groin. He then tossed him into the ground. "Watch yourself, it seems you're so drunk that you fall."

By not the workers was wondering what happen. He approached Efv. "Mr....What happen here?" he asked Efv. "He slipped and ran into the door" Efv chuckled. "Isn't that right" The man nodded to agree with Efv.

Efv then walked off and went into the bathroom. He went into a stall to piss. After that he washed his hands. After drying his house he left and the man from earlier grabbed him from be hide.

He sucker punched Efv hitting him in his lip. The guy size gave him a very hard punch. He fall back into the sink. He leaned over the sink as his rage started to build up. "That's what you get punk" the man roared at him. Efv chest started to moved up and down as he began to breathe harder.  His temper began to build up. He turned around and glared at the man.

The man removed a kuni from his pouch. "You messed with the wrong guy.I'm a Chuunin from Kohona". Efv gave a grin "Really I was once lived in Kohona. Before the man could bite his eyes Efv was standing be hide him. His arms wrapped around the man's head and neck. He snapped the mans neck with ease. "I hate kohona" he whispered.

After leaving the rest room he returned to his table. He pour more sake into his cup. He picked up the cup and took a drink.

Keji casually walked into an unsuspecting tavern. Slightly before that he was in the forest going around, just to find on the other side another damn dirt road. This damn dirt road lead Keji to a random tavern. This Tavern just so happened to have the leader of the Akatsuki sitting inside. As Keji walked inside his cloak with red clouds flopped about, step by step. As Keji got closer, Efv his leader, looked beat up. Keji came to the table he was sitting at looking at his bloody lip. " What the fuck happened here?." Keji asked. Keji watched as the overweight waitress came over to the table, asking for the order. Keji said he didn't want anything, and flipped off the waitress as she went away. "By the way, the tea here sucks dick, don't buy it." Keji was just giving a little heads up to his buddy who looked like he was about to pass out. Keji looked into his cup to see sake in it. "He's drunk, Probably got in some stupid fight with another drunkard." Keji said to himself. Keji reached out his hand, and grabbed the cup full of sake. He then took a little sniff to try and figure out how strong it was. A tear fell down Keji's eye, "What the heck? is this stuff pure alcohol or what?" Keji with a disgusted face put it back where it's place was. Keji then continued talking to Efv, "Soooo, um. got any plans, I mean there has to be a reason why you ordered us all to come to the land of tea, am I right?" Keji waited for the half awake drunkard to reply. At the mean time Keji scratched the itch in his testicular area. Keji really hoped  no one noticed. You know what they say, "A mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do."

Hell, that is what the maiden was putting them through. Her silver hair gleamed in the light as a cascade of red flew through the air. A mothers silencing scream along with the rush of stomping upon the infants head. Regalia was behind the tea house as the others gathered, the currently sole female of the once powerful akatsuki rained on as she took off her boot, and dipped it in the cold water of the well. The well which the tea house got its liquid from.

As she finished washing her boot she elegantly slid it back on as she turned back around. It was apparent that she indeed needed to go into the tea shop.

The last tea shop she was in, ended up going under a bit of... Reconstruction. Mainly due to her violent output and with the use of a single Jutsu, killing everyone inside. Oh well, it was there fault. She didn't tell them to have such high prices.

The silver haired maiden began walking into the tea house through the back door. Her attire was different from usual. The ice blue rose still rested in her hair, however, that was all that was the same. She had long white boots and was wearing an extremely to short, Snow White dress which matched her long, elegant shoes and elbow high gloves, not that you could see her dress or gloves. She learned from her last visit with her partner, Keji, that wearing the uniform was not an option, it was a must. However, she did style it a little. It was cut short, instead of at her feet it was only long enough to go just a few inches above her knee. The black and red cloud pattern stayed the same, however. The long sleeves dangled to her sides as she did not put her arms through them. Instead her arms lay underneath her cloak, the cloak which was only fashioned on with a single red button as the very top.

As for her head band, she did not have one. She tossed it aside just like her emotions. As she saw the three other akatsuki members, she smiled. It was obvious she had already missed some if the fun, however, she put on a smile and did what she always did, act like she was miss perfect. Which in her eyes, she was.

"Hello gentlemen," she sad, smiling and sticking on arm through the silver in the front of the cloak, and bowing towards the three men. She noticed one of them as Keji, the man with long black hair looked familiar however the other looked not. He have off a vibe which made regalia already not like him, however, she showed no signed of it. "Shall we start with business?" She asked pis silting out a seat and sitting besides Keji, and away from the man she did not know. "I am sorry for my tardiness, I was merely..." She paused for a short, quiet second as she searched for the right word. "Taking care of a minor infestation problem." She said, looking over at Keji. "The tea migh be better now. I hear there is something nice that the owners have put in the well" she said, as if she was as innocent as a new born child.

”For fucks sake..”, Yazui thought to himself as he noticed the other members of Akatsuki had already gathered. ”Don't tell me I'm late again..” Standing in the opening of the tea house, he took a second to observe the cloaked individuals. His new partners in crime. There seemed to be five of them now, including Yazui himself. He recognized Regalia, still as gorgious as she was a few days ago. She seemed to be the only female in Akatsuki right now, which could mean he would face some stiff competition from the others.

He then looked around the tea house. They weren't by far the only guests, although the tea house wasn't quite crowded either. ”Looks like the killing hasn't started yet.” A quick glance at one of the Akatsuki member's bruised face made him second-guess that statement. Something had already happened. He also noticed how the atmosphere was somewhat tense. People everywhere were casting nervous glances over at Yazui as well as the table where the other Akatsuki were seated. ”Maybe they're starting to remember what this cloak means.”, he thought to himself. ”Maybe the rumors of cloaked individuals killing people have already started spreading..” Whether this was a good thing or a bad thing would depend on what the leader had planned.

Moving towards the table, he gave Regalia a curtious nod as their eyes met. A sign that he recognized her. ”Hello lads 'n lass.”, he said as he occupied the last available seat at the table. ”Hope I haven't kept you waiting. Hey, is anyone drinking that?” He gave a quick nudge to the cup of what Yazui assumed saké, the cup that Keji had inspected earlier. ”So anyway, which of you should I be calling “boss?”, he asked as he folded his arms before his chest, his elbows leaning on the table.

Efv had taken a sip of his sake."Ahh" he said as put the cup down. A man approached him. "What the fuck happened here" he asked Efv." Not much, I just meet with a local". Soon after that Keji shot the birdy to the overgrown waitress. Efv laughed as she stormed off "did you feel the floor shake, as she walked off" Efv joked, talking about the woman's weight. Efv laughed again as Keji told him how shitty the tea was. "Don't worry, I'm only drinking sake here". Efv notice a tear drop down Keji's eye then replied to his remark,"Yes I only drink pure alcohol". "Ahhh the plans" he began to say.

Soon before he could utter a word about his plan another Akatsuki member. Tyle apologize for being late and Efv just nodded. He watched as he order another bottle of sake. "I guess this new bottle will make up for your lateness" he joked. "Now I will explain the plan when the others arrive.

He pour another cup as a woman in the Akatsuki robe appeared. He threw the sot back quickly. He noticed how she was dressed. It wasn't the typical type of way the others dressed."My,my don't you have a taste style" he chuckled at her. She sat down next to Keji with an innocent look on her face.

Soon Yazui joined the group being the last member to arrive.Which one was the boss he asked.  Efv eyes fixed on him as his lips moved, "I am your boss, since you guys don't now who I am let me introduce myself. I am the Kami and my name is Efv."

He began to exam each and everyone of them with his eyes. "Now I have not called you all here for sake and tea. This is an invasion, we will slaughter every shinobi here. We will slit the throat of the Leader of this awful land." He gave a devilish grin "red clouds will rise above the villages, the world will be ours,and we will start here, with this tavern.

He stood up from his chair.He reached for the kanata on the side of his robe. "The invasion begins now. This will become our base of operations" He lunged towards the table next to him striking with a vertical attack, be heading a old man. He fallowed up by impaling a woman in between her chest.

Keji waited for his team to arrive. Eventually they all did. Regalia sat next to Keji, and as always Yazui was late. Keji was then informed what the plans were by Efv, "Now I have not called you all here for sake and tea. This is an invasion, we will slaughter every shinobi here. We will slit the throat of the Leader of this awful land, red clouds will rise above the villages, the world will be ours,and we will start here, with this tavern." Keji thought that it was kind of extreme but that was ok with it. Efv was his leader and it was Keji's duty to obey his leader. Keji saw Efv draw his blade, and he had called the invasion. Keji sat their quietly and watched as Efv went off like a lunatic slaughtering everyone in the tavern. "Well I guess if this is really happening, we should notify them we are here." Keji got up from his seat, and he wiped of his cloak. A crack of his fingers, and a little arm stretch would get him ready. Blood splatter went everywhere. Decapitated limbs, and guts on the ground drenched in tears. Screams were coming from everywhere, it was like a daycare gone wrong. Keji walked through the tavern trying not to get a blood stain on his cloak towards the main column of the tavern. That column held up the roof making sure everything was sturdy. Keji shuffled his hands, and put his hand directly on the column. A seal appeared on it, ready for detonation. Keji then said, "This place is rigged to blow, exit the building!". When everyone of the Akatsuki had successfully exited Keji would show the half tiger seal. This would cause a 10m explosion breaking out the windows, and collapsing the roof on the building. It would be the perfect sign that we were here, and ready to take over the shit tasting, tea making, Land of Tea.

Spoiler:

[there are no shinobi in the land of tea, but meh.]

"Honestly..." Regalia said, exiting the building as people died. "You people aren't thinking anything through are you!" she said, using a voice filled with aggravation. She was normally a polite young lady however this was beginning to become an annoyance. "How do you think the other nations are going to react if we just kill everybody?" she made sure she was facing the 4 men in front of her, all dressed in the same, basic attire she was, minus her feminine touch. She lifted up her hands, and began to form hand seals. "Kill the shinobi? I agree with that one. However we want this to be a fully functional town. Most of the kage drink tea, where do you think they get there tea imports from?" she waited a few seconds, holding off the final hand seal. "Exactly, they get the tea from the land of tea." as she did the final hand seal, a harmless shock wave flew out of her body, traveling through the air. Anyone within a 200 meter radius would hear her speak. However, this town was fairly small, so a 200 meter radius was more then enough.

"Hello villagers of this town." she said with a smile. "My name is Regalia, please, do not panic," she spoke with a clam, motherly tone as she continued on. "We mean you no harm. We are only hear to make your lives better." she continued on. "I know you have all heard of the recent deaths going on in this village. That was all accidental collateral damage." she said, an obvious lie to Keji and Yazui, who knew for a fact she had done it just for the sheer fun of it. "We would like any and all shinobi currently visiting this village to please come to the area where you see smoke. We would like to speak to you about the manor at which this will be effecting the city. I understand skepticism so we are allowing you all to bring your weapons if you so please. " her voice stayed constant, keeping up with the motherly tone. "Now, on another note, you are not allowed to leave the town unless you seek permission from one of us. There are five of us, so it will not be hard to find us. We are the ones in dark cloaks, who seek nothing but to rid the world of sin. We require your help, and hope, for your own sake, that none of you are fool-heartened enough to speak a word to anyone out side of the village about the dramatic shift in government." She then cleared her though, "Now, please go on with you lives, and we promise, we will do are best to protect and serve." another obvious lie, however, she needed to stop a panic. At the rate the other 4 at been going, all of the villagers would have fled in a matter of hours, along with the arrival of a few unwanted Kages.

As the jutsu faded, she turned her head. "Now the real fight begins." she said, smiling elegantly as they awaited the shinobis arrival. She then took out a sheet of paper, and drew a seal. "Frozen sheet." she smiled, throwing it on the ground as a sheet of ice and snow appeared. "Its only a matter of time..."

Jutsu used:

”Keh. Accidental collateral damage my ass! I know how much you like tea parties and snowball fights!”, Yazui snarked at Regalia. ”And how the fuck do you figure we are going to rid the world of sin? No more sin would mean no more murder, destruction and genocide in the world. Where would be the fun in that, hmmm?!” As he talked, his upper two arms began forming three seals. Then, he would open his mouth and move all six of his hands into it, which might have earned him some squicks or nasty looks from his Akatsuki partner. Yet a second later he retrieved six sharp, katana-like swords made of sticky gold, one held in each hand. They would notice that they were crafted with surprising suspicion in that their hilts were easily distinguishable from the blades. They had even been designed with handles connected to the hilts where Yazui would stick their hands in between handle and hilt. The handles were also decorated with tiny spiders. Impressive crafting considering they were made purely out of chakra.

”I wanna see fucking heads roll. I know we're supposed to do this without causing too much violence, but one fucking slip-up by any of those tea-sipping pricks and I'm not holding back.” He was getting quite agitated by missing out on all the big slaughters. He had already missed out on the tea-party, and it seemed this particular invasion was coming to a halt in terms of killing before the Kirita had even been able to get his hands dirty. It pissed him off. He wanted to kill something. He wanted to rampage through hordes of enemy shinobi. He wanted to cover these pavements with gallons of enemy bloods until it clogged the drains. He wanted to hear their screams of terror.

”I hope one of them is stupid enough to bring weapons!”

Spoiler:

235 Chakra Left

Regalia watched as the ninja around her were slain. Her face, contempt as always, left nothing but a fragile smile on her face. The snow white maiden lifted up her hand, and smiled. He jutsu was now cut off, so she could speak freely. "Stop." she spoke. "We have done our jobs here. We own the village of Tea, Now, if you excuse me," she said, walking forward and stepping upon the head of one of the slowly dying shinobi. "I shall be making my stay here until something goes wrong," her eyes narrowed towards the 4 men behind her, and her voice grew dim. "And you know something will." she then began to walk, not caring if they chose to follow or not. Knowing them, they might just eat the corps's. "savages." she muttered.

[exit]

Total chaos going around Keji was quite confusing. The puffs of smoke, collapsed buildings, and frightened towns folk. It seems it has been a done deal, the Land of Tea has been conquered. Still Keji was quite worried. It was quite weird that no one has come to stop them. Still it was a good decision for random shinobi to stay away from them, or their throats would be slit. It had been a long day and the sun was going down. They daylight slowly went away as Keji said his goodbyes to his friends. After that he walked into the forest to find a bush he could snooze in.

[EXIT]

((Sorry I had to get my keyboard fixed.))

His long black dreads rested on his shoulders. The Sun beamed down on his fore head. Efv lifted his right palm to shield his eyes from the blinding rays. It was hot today. .He soon reached into the pockets of his pants and removed a clear plastic bag with a green substance in it. His white palms opened the bag. he brought it up to his nose and sniffed the wonderful fragrance. He soon pulled out pieces of bud. He pulled the green strands apart picking out the seeds tossing them one by one.He then broke the bud down on a small paper. Once again he reached into his pockets removing an cigar. His thumbs mashed together as he broken the cigar a part. He then sprinkled the bud on to the cigar. He lined up the pieces together . He brought the cigar to his lips and his pink tongue licked the paper as he rolled it and sealed it together his cigar was different from most. Inside was sealed a strange light green product. This product was knows as purple, it was plant that contained THC and cause you to get high. Efv placed the cigar into his lips and flicked his lighter. Smoke rushed angst his throat as he inhaled. The taste full of grapes filled his mouth. He pulled the cigar away. He opened his lips and smoke rushed out. He quickly in haled bring the smoke back into his mouth. His black eyes was blood shot red. His eyes hung low as if they was closed. But Efv's eyes was open. The smell of purple was strong in the air. Efv soon left smoking with out saying a word.

(exited)

Regalia and Keji were already leaving. Yazui looked over at the Akatsuki Leader as he started to smoke a joint, a clear indication that he was starting to relax. This meant that he wasn't expecting any more threats. Dissapointed, he lowered his blades and spat on the ground. Not one shinobi had challanged them, not one of them had arrived for Yazui to kill. He shouldn't have expected anything else from a weak place like the Tea Country. ”For fucks sake, does this place even have shinobi at all?” The Tea Country was a country that always relied on foreign protection from powerful villages such as Konoha. No wonder it had been such an easy takeover, yet it left Yazui in a pissed-off mood.

”I really need to kill something.”, Yazui thought as he walked away.

[Exit]